Naughty SMS - Sardar ji ka bura din SMS

Sardar ji ka bura din:
Darwaja khola kundi haath mein
Nal khola tooty haath mein
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein

Ab dar rahe hain ki su su karein ki nahi…

Love SMS - Only eyes speaks truth SMS

Only eyes speaks truth
Neither the mirror nor the lips
The person who loves you
Can see pain in your eyes
While everyone else

Still believes in smile

PJ Of The Day SMS – James Bond and Pagal Kutta SMS

Once James Bond met a dog in a jungle and said
I am a Bond!

James Bond

And

The doctor bites him

And

replies

I am Kutta

Again bites him and says

Pagal Kutta!!!

Good Morning SMS - Life is like a book SMS

Life is like a book
Each day a new page with
Adventures to experience
Lessons to learn
And
Good deeds to replicate
Have a colorful page ahead.

Good Morning

Shayari n Friendship SMS - Magar kya koi humari jagah le payega SMS

Talash karoge to koi mil hi jayega
Magar humari tarah dosti kon nibhayega
Maana kami nahi apko dosto ki
Magar kya koi humari jagah le payega

Love SMS - Faling in love SMS

Don’t rush falling in love
Because love never finishes
If someone asks you
“Why are you single?”
Tell him

“God is busy writing the best love story for me…”

Miss You SMS - Waqt bitaate hain aapki yaad SMS

Kashti bani hai kinaare ki talash mein
Log milte hain pyar ki aas mein
Hum roz milte nahi aapse
Magar waqt bitaate hain aapki yaad mein…

Naughty SMS - Choti si Love Story in a restaurant SMS

Choti si Love Story in a restaurant
Boy: I love you
Girl: I don’t
Boy: Think again…
Girl: No, I don’t
Boy: Waiter bring separate bills
Girl: Ok, I love you

Friendship SMS - Friendship is like a violin SMS

Friendship is like a violin
The music may stop but
Strings are tied forever
Likewise, even if you be in touch or not
But you are remembered forever

Naughty SMS – Girl to Pandit SMS

Girl to Pandit: Can I kiss a man?
Pandit: Ram – Ram – Ram
Girl: Can I kiss a boy?
Pandit: Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Girl: Can I kiss you?
Pandit: Karo Shri Ganesh

PJ Of The Day SMS – Exams kisne banaye SMS

Aero plane – Wright Brothers
Cycle – Mac Milan
Telephone – Graham Bell
Telescope – Galileo
Exams - ????????

Dhundo re…

Pakad ke maarenge…

Love SMS - Ek baar mombati ke andar ka dhaaga bola SMS

Ek baar mombati ke andar ka dhaaga bola:

Main jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai

Mombati boli:

Jisko dil mein jagah di vo jab

Bichadta hai to aansu aa hi jaate hain

Good Night SMS - Dream inside you heart SMS

When you find a dream inside you heart
Don’t ever let it go…
For dreams are the tiny seeds
From which beautiful tomorrows grow…
Have a Wonderful Dream tonight

Good Morning SMS – Desk ka bhala karo SMS

Utho aalsio or desh ka kuch bhala karo…
….
….
Acha aap ho kya,
Sorry aap to wapas so jao
Usi mein desh ka bhala hai
Good Morning

Shayari n Miss You SMS - Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge

Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge
Sukun bankar dil mein utar jayenge
Mehsus karne ki koshish to ki jiye

Dur hote huye bhi pass nazar aayenge

Friendship SMS - Dosti ka tumhe aisa samundar na milega SMS

Bhigi hui palko ka yeh manzar ne milega

Moti ye kisi seep ke andar na milega

Aasoo kokabhi os ka katra na samjhna

Dosti ka tumhe aisa samundar na milega

Happy Republic Day - No nation is perfect SMS

No nation is perfect it need to be made perfect
So, take a stand against evil, corruption and terrorism
To make ours a perfect nation

Happy Republic Day

Happy Republic Day SMS - Har din mein qurbaani ki lagan SMS

Har Dil mein ek tamanna
Ek khwaish jarur hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har dil qurbaan jaye desh par
Lekin har din mein qurbaani ki lagan jarur hoti hai
Vande Mataram

Happy Republic Day

PJ Of The Day SMS - You think of me and I think of you SMS

You think of me and I think of you…
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what does it means?
It means:Dono ko koi kaam dhandha nahi hai…

Miss You SMS - Aankhon mein arman diya karte hain SMS

Aankhon mein arman diya karte hain
Hum sabki neend chura liya karte hain
Ab se jab jab aapki palke jhapkegi
Samjh lena tab tab hum

Aapko yaad kiya karte hain…

Love SMS - Love is about trust SMS

Love is about trust
A little more laugh
And
A little less cry
A little more friendship
And
A little less fight
A little more we
And

A very less I.

Good Night SMS - Tussi so gaye SMS

Hayo rabba!
Tussi so gaye!
Itni jaldi?
Ji ek minute ruko mainu
Good night to wish kar lene do!
Good Night hai ji!
O tussi chahi te

Sweet dreams bhi dekh lena…

Shayari SMS - Log zindagi mein daga paate hain SMS

Log zindagi mein daga paate hain
Zindagi kitni anmol hai yeh bhul jaate hain
Zindagi jeena to gulab se sikho
Jo khud toot kar do dilon ko mila jaate hain

Good Morning SMS - Never worry for the delay SMS

Never worry for the delay
In success compared to others.
Because construction of pyramid takes
More time than ordinary building.

Good Morning

Thought Of The Day SMS - Someone loves you more than God SMS

People die early because
God loves them very much
So, if you are still on the earth
It means someone loves
you more than God…

Naughty SMS - Why does the pleasure of sex diminishes after marriage SMS

Ques: Why does the pleasure of sex
Diminishes after marriage?
Ans: Because, the realization hits you

That you are in bed with a relative

Good Night SMS - Dreams visit us when we are asleep SMS

Dreams visit us when we are asleep
But God is truly wise
He wake up us each day and
Gives us daily a chance to
Make our dreams come true.

Good Night

Love SMS - Don’t find love let love find you SMS

Don’t find love

Let love find you

That’s why it’s called falling in love

Because you don’t force yourself to fall

You just fall and there will be someone to catch

Good Morning SMS - Forgot the things that made you sad SMS

Forgot the things that made you sad
and remember those that made you glad
Forget the troubles that passed away
and remember the blessings

that come each day

Good Morning

Naughty SMS - Love me or hate me SMS

Love me or hate me
Both are advantages
If you love me I will be in your heart
And
If you hate me I will be in your mind
So choice is yours
Where do you want to keep me?

Thought Of The Day SMS – We never know why we like some people SMS

We never know why we like some people more than others
Why we love some people without a reason
Why we feel happy about meeting them

But, genuinely, happiness is all about having such people in life!

Friendship SMS - To understand a misunderstanding is an understanding SMS

To understand a misunderstanding
is an understanding in friendship
But to have no misunderstanding

is the most understood friendship

Miss You SMS – Staying away brings you close SMS

When you miss someone a lot.
When you want someone a lot.
Just stay away a little longer
Because staying away for sometime

brings you close a lot.

Naughty SMS - Log kehte hai ke SMS itna mat karo SMS

Log kehte hai ke SMS itna mat karo
ki SMS ka bhoot sawar ho jaye
Hum kehte hai SMS itna karo

ki padhne wala sharm se

SMS karne ko tayar ho jai

Happy Lohri SMS - Phir aagayi bhangre di vaari SMS

Phir aagayi bhangre di vaari
Lohri manaun de karo taiyari
Agg de kol saare aaok
Sundariye Mundariye jor naal gao
Happy Lohri

Happy Lohri SMS - Popcorn ki khushbu SMS

Popcorn ki khushbu
Mungfali di patti te
Sarson da saag
Lohri ka tyohar aane ko tayar
Thodi si masti
Thoda sa pyar
Mubarak ho aap ko Lohri ka tyohar
Happy Lohri

Naughty SMS - Aapko miss karna roj ki baat hai SMS

Aapko miss karna roj ki baat hai
Yaa karna aadat ki baat hai
Aapse dur rehna kismat ki baat hai
but
aapko jhelna bade himmat ki baat hai

Good Night SMS – My heart says SMS

My 1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
5.5 million red cells
60 trillion DNA’s….. says…

Good Night

Naughty SMS - Mera friend bhi languor hai SMS

Chand ko gurur hai
Ki uske paas noor hai
To kua?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Ki mera friend bhi langur hai…

Love SMS - Raat hogi to chand bhi duhai dega SMS

Raat hogi to chand bhi duhai dega
Khawabo mein tumhe vo chehra bhi dikhai dega
Yeh mohabbat hai zara soch kar karna
Ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega

Thought Of The Day SMS – Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterday’s sorrows SMS

Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterday’s sorrows
But it empties today’s strength
So don’t worryKeep smiling

Miss you SMS - Simple byes make us cry SMS

Simple byes make us cry
Simple jokes make us laugh
Simple care makes us fall in love
Simple touch makes us feel better
Hope this simple message made you think of me

Naughty SMS – Signboard outside a Pathology Clinic SMS

Signboard outside a Pathology Clinic:
For you it may be your urine and stool

But for us it is our bread and butter

Thought Of The Day SMS – Never ask for a Hug SMS

Never ask for a Hug,
Just take it…
Never ask Do You Love Me?
Just say I love You…
Never say I Can’t Live Without You
Just say I Live For You…
You have been trained now…

Go and flirt…

Good Morning SMS – Subah utho SMS

Subah utho
Close-up karo
Phir naha ke naashta
Phir mera photo laga kar
Uske saamne dono hath jod kar
Zor-zor se gao:

TUJHE BHOOL JANA JANA MUMKIN NAHI…

Miss You SMS – Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart SMS

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart

You know why?

Because you always remain

close to my heart and far from my eyes…

Thought Of The Day SMS – God wants you to win race SMS

Winning horse does not know why it runs.
It runs because of beats and pain.
Life is a race and God is your rider.
So, if you are in pain then think,

“God wants you to win”.

PJ Of The Day SMS – What is 143 SMS

What is 143?
I love you…
No
I hate you…
No
I miss you…
No
I wish you…
No
143 means:
One Hundred and Forty Three

Bas pyar mohabbat ki baatein karwalo…

Naughty SMS – A man was touching a lady SMS

A man was touching a lady in crowded bus…

Lady turns and says: Bhai Sahab aap acha nahi kar rahe hain…

Man replies: Sorry par itni bheed mein isse acha nahi hoga…

Shayari n Love SMS - Dil todna hamari aadat nahi SMS

Dil todna hamari aadat nahi
Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe

Dil mein basake hum kisiko bhulate nahi…