Joke SMS, Love SMS, Naughty SMS, Missing You SMS,Good Morning SMS, Good Night SMS, Shayari SMS, Festival SMS, Thought Of The Day SMS, Friendship SMS,Birthday SMS

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Friendship n Naughty SMS - Sache friend ki 3 nishaniyan SMS


Sache friend ki 3 nishaniyan:
1: Nawabjade kabhi phone nahi karte

2: Zaleel hans hans ke SMS padhte hain.

3: Jitni beizati ho jaye besharam SMS pura padhte hain


PJ Of The Day SMS – Husband to Wife Zindagi SMS


Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho aur…
Wife: Aur kya?
Aur Kya?
Tell me aur kya???
Husband: Aur… laanat hai aise zindagi par…

Friday, February 27, 2009

Good Morning SMS - The whole of life is but a moment of time SMS


The whole of life is but a moment of time
It is our duty therefore
To use it not to misuse it
Have a nice day
Good Morning

Thought Of The Day SMS - In life MANY people help you when it suits them SMS



In life MANY people help you when it suits them
But very FEW help when it suits you
Make the FEW your friends…
But, be the FEW to the MANY…

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Miss You SMS - Phir ek din college ke nazare yaad aayenge SMS



Phir ek din college ke nazare yaad aayenge
Har ik dil ko apne pyare yaad aayenge
Log to mile bahut the par
Hamein tumhare sath guzare pal yad aayenge

Friendship SMS - Dosti ka rishta kabhi purana nahi hota SMS

Dosti ka rishta kabhi purana nahi hota
Isse bada koi khajana nahi hota
Dosti to pyar se bhi pavitr hai
Kyunki isme koi pagal aur koi deewana nahi hota

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Thought Of The Day SMS – Even a small dot can stop a big sentence SMS

Even a small dot can stop a big sentence
But…
Few more dots can give a continuity
Amazing but true…
Every ending can be a beginning

PJ Of The Day SMS – Boy teasing Girl SMS


Boy: Suit acha pehna hai.
Girl: Thanks
Boy: Lipstick bahut achi lagai hai.
Girl: Thanks
Boy: Make up bhi acha kiya hai.
Girl: Thanks Bhaiya
Boy: Phir bhi sundar nahi lag rahi…

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

PJ Of The Day SMS - Santa ne Internet te kidu fasayi SMS


Santa ne Internet te kidu fasayi

Internet te hoyi sagayi

Internet te hi shaadi rachai

Internet te hi yaran da divorce ho gaya

Isi bahane Computer da course ho gaya…

Good Morning SMS - You cannot discover new oceans SMS


You cannot discover new oceans unless

You have the courage to lose sight of the shore

Explore new horizons today…


Monday, February 23, 2009

PJ Of The Day SMS – Aquarium mein 2 fishes ter rahi hain SMS


Aquarium mein 2 fishes ter rahi hain
Ab batao un mein se male kon aur female kon?
???
??
???
Jo ter raha hai wo male
Jo ter rahi hai wo female

Love SMS – You are my heartbeat SMS

There are four chambers in my heart…
1 for God
1 for My dear
1 for Dad
1 for All
What about you dear?
Sorry no place for you in my heart…
Because…
You are my “Heartbeat”

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Miss You SMS – Just shut up SMS


Just shut up!
O.K

Don’t try to be over smart!

Apne kaam se kaam rakha karo!

Non-sense!

Idiot!

Selfish!

I said this to my heart when it said to stop

Missing You

Love SMS - Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge SMS

Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge
Sukun bankar dil mein utar jayenge
Mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye
Dur hote huye bhi paas nazar aayenge

Friday, February 20, 2009

Friendship SMS - Humari friendship ka style SMS


Jiski stupid baatein bhi lagti ho quote

Sacha lagta ho jiska har jhoot

Jiske sath ladte hue bhi aa jaye smile

Yahi hai humari friendship ka style

PJ Of The Day SMS - Bhoot SMS


Bhoot ka beta api ma se bola
Maa kitna darawana lagta hun
Maa boli beta jyada ghamand
achi baat nahi hoti
Abhi tumne message
padhne wale ko dekha hi kahan hai

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Miss You n Shayari SMS - Apne aap par guroor aa jata hai SMS


Chehre pe hasi chaa jati hai

Ankhon mein suroor aa jata hai

Jab tum apno ki tarah yaad karte ho

Apne aap par guroor aa jata hai

PJ Of The Day SMS – Santa listening Radio SMS



Ek Sardar ka radio kharab ho gaya

Khol ke dekha to andar chuha mara hua tha

Dekh ke sardar bola:

Aee lo… Chalega kaise…

Singer to mar gaya…


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Thought Of The Day SMS - One hurts you so that you SMS


One hurts you so that you
may find someone who can heal you
If nobody is there to hurt you
You will never know the person who cares for you…

Shayari SMS - Na chaho kisi ko itna ki SMS



Na chaho kisi ko itna ki
Chahat tumhari majburi ban jaye
Chaho kisi ko itna tumhara pyar…
Uske liye jaruri ban jaye…

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

PJ Of The Day SMS - Chala ja message tu banke gulab SMS


Chala ja message tu banke gulab,

Hogi sacchi dosti to aayega jawaab,

Na aaye jawaab to mat hona udas,

Samjh lena bartan maanjh rahe honge janaab…

Love SMS – What is a relation SMS

Relation is when
Someone hurts you
You don’t hurt back
When someone shouts at you
You don’t shout back
But…
When someone needs you
You always come back…

Monday, February 16, 2009

Naughty SMS - Krishan ke kadmo pe kadam badhaye chalo SMS


Krishan ke kadmo pe kadam badhaye chalo

Ab murli nahi to siti bajaye chalo

Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi

Magar gopiyan to pataye chalo

Good Night SMS - Go the bed SMS


G-O TO BED
O-FF THE LIGHT
O-UT of TENSION
D-REAMS COME
N-ICE SLEEP
I-GNORE WORRIES
G-ET UP EARLIER
H-AVE A NICE THOUGHT
T-HANK GOD

Good Night

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentines Day SMS -Commitmen doesn't mean stick to a person SMS


Commitmen doesn't mean stick

to a person when you don't have any option.

It means keeping the relation with someone

even though you have lots of options.

Happy Valentines Day

Valentines Day SMS - Eyes speak more when a heart SMS


Eyes speak more when a heart start

listening to someone silently.

And life seems exciting when some one start

reading those eyes silently.

Happy Valentines Day


Friday, February 13, 2009

Good Morning SMS - Smile increases value of face SMS

Smile increases value of face
Calmness enhances beauty of soul
Faith is the force of life
Confidence is the companion of success
Good Morning

Friendship SMS - If a lover is like a moon SMS


If a lover is like a moon
Then friends are like stars
Have you noticed that
The sky can look beautiful
Without moon but not without stars

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Shayari SMS - Dua hai rab se kabhi aapko dard SMS



Dua hai rab se kabhi aapko dard ka ehsas na de
Pal koi aisa na guzre
Jab mushkilon mein hum sath na de
Kisi saans mein hum apko bhule
Rab humein aisi saans na de.

Friendship SMS - Pain of missing friends SMS



Pain of missing friends is realized
When you are alone watching
A gang of friends enjoying in front of you
And you remembering the past
Which you spent with your friends

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Thought Of The Day SMS - Hardest moment is not SMS



Hardest moment is not
That when you lose something
And tears come out of your eyes.
But, it’s the one when you
Lose something and still
You manage to smile…

Naughty SMS – 1 SMS ke badle 100 call kar du SMS


In ankhon se sapne churaya na karo
Humare pyar ko tum ajmaya na karo
Tumhare 1 SMS ke badle mein 100 call kar du
Bas tum phone uthaya na karo…

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Friendship SMS – God Saw You Hungry SMS


God saw you hungry
He made McDonalds
He saw you thirsty
He made Coke
He saw you in dark
He made Light
He saw you without a cute friend
Mujhe shareef ko fasa diya…

PJ Of The Day SMS - Chooha proposing sherni SMS


Once chooha propose to sherni
And say: “ I Love You”
Sherni: Tumhe mujhse dar nahi lagta?
Chooha: “Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai yaara mein kya karu???

Monday, February 9, 2009

Shayari n Love SMS - Zindagi mein kuch lamhe khaas ban gaye SMS


Zindagi mein kuch lamhe khaas ban gaye
Mile to mulaqat bichre to yaad ban gaye
Aur kisse dil se na mita paye wo aap ban gaye

Miss You SMS - Yaad karne ka andaz aana chahiye SMS


Yaad karne ka andaz aana chahiye
Yaad karne ke liye kya aapko koi bahane chahiye
Hum roz SMS karein na karein
Par pyara sa SMS aapka roz aane chahiye

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Thought Of The Day SMS - Life is too short do what makes you happy SMS


We grow old filled with regrets
For things not done…
For words not said…
For love not shown…
Life is too short do what makes you happy…

Love SMS - Jo hadd se na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kya SMS


Jo hadd se na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kya
Jo pyar karne pe na
majbur karde wo ikrar hi kya
Intezar to sab karte hain
Saanse tutne tak jo saath
na de wo yaar hi kya

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Good Morning SMS – Without ME SMS


I know without ME you would still be complete
Without ME you can still go on…
Without ME you can still live on…
But since, I am here…
I hope to make a difference!

Good Morning

Thought Of The Day SMS - Remember in this world we are just for a while SMS



Life is a book
We all read it
Love is a blessing
We all need it
Always be happy
Always have a smile
Remember in this world we are just for a while…

Friday, February 6, 2009

Miss You SMS - Someone somewhere is missing you SMS


When daylight turns to a darkened due…
The lovely stars hinting at you
Your heartbeat tells you
Something true
That someone somewhere is missing you…

Love SMS - A heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings SMS


A heart dies when it is
Not able to share its feelings
But a heart kills itself when
Another heart doesn’t understand its feelings.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Happy Valentines Day - Sabhi akele praaniyo se anurodh hai SMS


All the couples
Please try to enjoy the day
Sabhi akele praaniyo se anurodh hai
ki irshya na karein aur
bhajan kirtan mein samay lagaye
Yahi moksh ka dwar hai
Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day SMS - Ek dum jhakkas Valentines Day SMS

Apun wishing you a
Wonderful
Super duper
Zabardast
Extra Badiya
Extra special
Ek dum mast n dhinchak
Bole to ek dum jhakkas Valentines Day

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

PJ Of The Day SMS - It’s really hard to wait for the right girl in life SMS


It’s really hard to wait for the right girl in life…
Especially, Wrong ones are so hot and beautiful…

Naughty SMS – Apni Naak saaf rakhna SMS


Kadam kadam pe hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhna
Mushkil samay mein bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna
Humari yaado ki khushbu jarur ayegi
tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Shayari SMS - Har sajda aap ka manjur-e-Khuda SMS


Har sajda aap ka manjur-e-Khuda ho jaye
Aapki duaon mein rab ki raza ho jaye
Khuda apko itni khushiyan de ke
apki zindagi se laft-e-gum fanna ho jaye…

Thought Of The Day SMS - Never take for granted any person SMS

Never take for granted
Any person close to you
Because you might wake up
And realize that you lost
A diamond while you were
Busy collecting stones…