Joke SMS, Love SMS, Naughty SMS, Missing You SMS,Good Morning SMS, Good Night SMS, Shayari SMS, Festival SMS, Thought Of The Day SMS, Friendship SMS,Birthday SMS

Friday, October 31, 2008

Friendship SMS - Jo hadd se na guzar jaye SMS


Jo hadd se na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kya
Jo pyar karne pe na majbur karde wo ikraar hi kya
Intezar to sab karte hain
Saanse tutne tak jo sath na de wo yaar hi kya

Shayari SMS - Hichkiyon se ek baat SMS


Hichkiyon se ek baat ka toh aihsaas hai
Shayad hume bhi koi yaad karta hai
Milne na aaye to kya hua
Chand lamhe hum per barbaad toh karta hai…

Thursday, October 30, 2008

PJ Of The Day SMS - First time Santa asked intelligent question SMS



First time Santa asked intelligent question.
Ques: Where are most of the Sikhs found in the world?
Banta: In Punjab.Santa: No… In the Jokes

Thought Of The Day SMS- Life is not about finding the right person SMS


Life is not about finding the right person,
But creating the right relationship.
It's not how much we care in the beginning,
But how much we care till the end.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Thought Of The Day SMS- When we were kids SMS


When we were kids
we were eager to grow up,
to fall in love.
Today we are grown up in
and now we realized that
wounded knees were much better than broken hearts!

Miss You n Love SMS – Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai SMS

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai,

Inkar karne par bhi tujhse ekraar kyu hai,

Meri takdeer mein tujhse milna nahi,

Phir bhi har mod par intezar kyu hai..

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Good Night SMS - Good message for a good person SMS

Good message for a good person
From a food friend
For a good reason
At a good time
On a good day
In a good month
And good year
To say Good Night

Good Morning SMS – Bahut khushnuma kal raat guzri SMS


Bahut khushnuma kal raat guzri hai,
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aaye na khwaab koi,
Bas aapke hi khayaalon ke sath guzri hai…
Good Morning

Monday, October 27, 2008

Diwali SMS – Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli SMS


Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye,

Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka,

Jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye…

Happy Diwali

Diwali SMS – Deep jalte jagmagate rahe SMS



Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,

Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,

Jab tak zindagi hai,

Dua hai hamari,

Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe
Happy Diwali

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Diwali SMS - Hanste Muskurate hue tum deep jalana SMS



Hanste Muskurate hue tum deep jalana
Jeevan mein nayi khusiya lana
Dukh dard apne bhool kar
Sabko gale lagana
Aise manana jagmagati shaam
Shubh Deepawali

Thought Of The Day SMS- Silence is the best way SMS



Silence is the best way to keep away from problems.
Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems.
So, have a silent smile always

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Good Morning SMS- May your salty days be peppered SMS


May your salty days be peppered with spicy love
May you bask in lemon sunshine.
Play on strawberry fields under a vanilla sky.
In short, have a yummy day.
Good Morning

Good Night SMS – Welcome to Sweet Dreams Airlines SMS

Welcome to Sweet Dreams Airlines
All passengers on bed are ready
as the flight will be leaving soon to Dream Land.
Enjoy the night
Good Night

Friday, October 24, 2008

Love SMS – Don’t love the love SMS


Don’t love the love,
unless the love loves you
and if the love loves you
then love in such a way that it doesn’t love anyone else

Friendship SMS – Friends are like crayons SMS



Friends are like crayons
They color our lives
I may not be your favorite color
But hope you will need me somewhere to complete your picture

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Good Night SMS – Chupke se chand ki roshni SMS


Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye
Dhire se hawa aapko kuch keh jaye
Dilse jo chahte ho wo mang lo khuda se
Hum bhi dua karenge apka har khwab pura ho jaye.
Good Night

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Good Morning SMS – I may be gone for a minute SMS


I may be gone for a minute,
For an hour, for a day, for a year,
I may not be able to say Good Morning,
Good Night every time,
but one thing I am sure
I will never say Good Bye to you

Miss You SMS – When daylight turns SMS


When daylight turns to a darkened due.
The lovely stars hinting at you.
Your heartbeat tells you something true.
That someone somewhere is missing you.

Friendship SMS – Humari dosti ICICI Bank nahi SMS


Humari dosti ICICI Bank nahi
8am to 8pm
Citibank bhi nahi
24 hour helpline
yeh to L.I.C. hai
zindagi se sath bhi zindagi ke baad bhi

Good Night SMS – As you go to bed to night SMS

As you go to bed to night
I have ordered bats to guard you tight
Told some ghost to dance in white
To make sure you are alright
Even asked Dracula to kiss you Good Night

Good Morning SMS – Do you know the meaning of morning? SMS


Do you know the meaning of morning?
Morning means,
one more inning given by God
to play and win so

Good Morning and Have a Nice Day

Monday, October 20, 2008

Miss You SMS - Simple byes make us cry SMS


Simple byes make us cry
Simple jokes make us laugh
Simple care makes us fall in love
Simple touch makes us feel better
Hope this simple message made you think of me
Miss You

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Thought Of The Day SMS – Be close to someone who makes you happy SMS

Be close to someone
who makes you happy
But be closer to someone
who can’t be happy without you!

Good Night SMS – Sun is upset SMS


Sun is upset
But the moon is happy today
Because now
Sun is going to miss you and
the moon is going to be with you whole night.
Good Night and Sweet Dreams

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Good Morning SMS – Dear subscriber SMS


Dear subscriber,

Good Morning
You are due date to take bath
for this month is today.
Please take bath by due date
to avoid khujli, dandruff and remain hygienic.

Thought Of The Day SMS- A ship is always safe at the shore SMS


Most inspirational sentence,
which everyone must follow in life:
“A ship is always safe at the shore,
but that is not what it is built for”…!!!

PJ Of The Day SMS – Honth se honth jab milte hai to SMS


Honth se jab hnth milte hai to kya hota hai??
???
??
?
Hamesha galat hi sochna…

..
.
Muh band ho jata hai aur kya???

Friday, October 17, 2008

Friendship SMS – Friends are like films SMS


Friends are like films
Some are musical
Some are romantic
Some are adventurous
Some are tragedy
Some are comedy
But very few are Oscar Winning just like you…

Miss You SMS - Khamosh raat ke pehlu mein SMS


Khamosh raat ke pehlu mein sitarey nahi hote
In ankhon mein rangeen nazarrennahi hote
Hum bhi parwah nahi karte
Agar aap itne pyare nahi hote…
Miss You

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Birthday SMS - May this day almighty SMS


May this day almighty
bring true all your dreams
and give you vigour
to clear all tantalizing puzzles
in your life.
Hope this day
brings you confidence
to clear mists of life
and pervades zest in you
to reach your destiny.

Wishing you brightest Happy Birthday...

PJ Of The Day SMS – Today I was cooking chicken SMS


Today I was cooking chicken
When I added hara dhania
Guess what happened?
Chicken started dancing and singing…
“Hum pe yeh kisne hara rang daala..Maar dala… Maar dala…”

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Good Night SMS - Apun Abhi tere liye ek sher bolega SMS


Apun Abhi tere liye ek sher bolega:
Chand fekrela hai light,
Bole to hone wali hai night,
To band karneka tube light,
Aur sojane ka tight.
Bole to Good Night

Good Morning SMS - Namaskar! Jaago Baalak SMS


Namaskar! Jaago Baalak.

Suryoday ho chuka hai

Pavitra snaan poorn karke

Mata Pita ke charan sparsh kar

Sundar ladkiyo athwa ladko ke darshan par nikal pado.

Good Morning

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

PJ Of The Day SMS – Bhul kar bhi SMS


Bhul kar bhi kisi ko na rulana
Zindagi mein sabko hasana.
Dushmano ko bhi gale lagana
Fir bhi koi gum de to phone lagana….

Tapka daalenge saale ko…

Thought Of The Day SMS – Trying to forget someone SMS


A wonderful saying:
“Trying to forget someone you love
is like trying to remember
someone you have never met.”

Monday, October 13, 2008

PJ Of The Day SMS – Queen Elizabeth and Banta SMS



Queen Elizabeth and Banta were having candle light dinner…
Queen says “ Pass the wine you divine”
Banta thinks “How poetic”
And says “Pass the roti you moti..”!!!

Shayari n Miss You SMS – Humse pucho kya hota hai palpal bitana


Humse pucho kya hota hai palpal bitana
Mushkil hota hai dil ko samjhana
Ye zindagi to beet hi jayegi
Bas mushkil hota hai beete lamho ko bhuala

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Good Morning SMS - Arz kiya hai ki Coffee k cup SMS


Arz kiya hai ki
Coffee k cup se uthe duen mein
dost ki tasveernazar aati hai
aur inhi khwabo mein kho kar
aksar meri coffee thandi ho jati hai…

Good Morning

PJ Of The Day SMS – Kaju Badam Akhrot SMS


Kaju, Badam, Akhrot, Pista…

All dry fruits are tasty

but they are nothing in comparison to you because…

Abey “Khajur” teri to baat hi kuch aur hai!!!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Good Night SMS - Twinkle twinkle little star SMS


Twinkle twinkle little star.

You are chanda i am a star.

Night is meant for sleeping yaar.

So take your pillow and soja yaar.
Good Night

Friendship SMS - Dosti ka rishta SMS


Dosti ka rishta kabhi purana nahi hota.

Isse bada koi khajana nahi hot.

Dosti to pyar se bhi pavitr hai

kyunki isme koi pagal aur deewana nahi hota...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Diwali SMS- Saraswati Ji ka hath ho SMS


Saraswati Ji ka hath ho.

Ganesh Ji ka sahi ho.

Laksmi Ji ka niwas ho.

Aap ke jeewan mein prakashi hi prakash ho.

Wish You A Very Happy Diwali

Diwali SMS - Kumkum bhare kadmo se SMS


Kumkum bhae kadmose aaye Laxmi Ji aapke dwar.

Sukh sampati mile aapko apaar.

"Dipawali" ki shubhkaamnaye kare sweekar.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Friendship SMS - Hum dosti ka farz yuhin SMS


Hum dosti ka farz yuhin nibhate rahenge.

Waqt bewaqt apko satate rahenge.

Dua karo ki umar lambi ho humari,

verna yaad bankar apki zindagi bhar rulate rahenge...

Shayari SMS - Aapki Judai bhi hamesin pyar karti hai SMS


Aapki judai bhi hamein pyar karti hai.

Aapki yaad bahut bekrar karti hai.

Jaate jaate kahin bhi mulakat ho jaye aapse

Talash aapko yeh nazar baar baar karti hai...

Diwali SMS - Swarglok se Laxmi Ji SMS


Swarglok se Laxmi Ji
Vaikunth se Vishnu Ji
Kailash se Vishnu Ji
Bramhalok se Brahma Ji
Aur
Prithvi se hum
Aap ko Happy Diwali wish karte hain…

Diwali SMS - Deepak Ki Roshni SMS


Deepak ki roshni
Patako ki awaz
Suraj ki kirane
Khushiyon ki bauchaar
Chandan ki khusboo
Apno ka pyar
Mubarak ho apko Diwali ka tyohar...

Happy Diwali

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Miss You SMS - Missing someone gets easier SMS


Missing someone gets easier everyday

because even through it's one day

further from the last time you saw each other

it's one day closer to the next time you will meet.

Miss You

Shayari SMS - Juda rehkar bhi wo SMS


Juda rehkar bhi woh satane se baaz nahi aate.

Dur rehkar bhi wo dil jalaane se baaz nahi aate.

Hum to bhulna chahte the unko.

Magar wo khwabo mein aane se baaz nahi aate...