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Thursday, April 30, 2009

PJ Of The Day SMS – Happy Singh Kulfi Wala SMS


Ek sardar bada sa bag leke bus mein ghusa
Aur zor se chillaya
“Khabardar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega”
“Happy Singh Kulfi Wala
Khud sab ke paas ayega”

Shayari n Friendship SMS - Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai SMS


Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai…
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai
Beek jate hai har rishte duniya mein
sirf dosti hi yahan “Not For Sale” hai…

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Shayari SMS – Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai


Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai
Thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai
Kaun chahta hai apno se dur rehna
Waqte sabko majboor kar deta hai

PJ Of The Day SMS – Even God can crack jokes SMS


Someone said,

“I am the sweetest person in the world”

God laughed & said,

“Wait, you have not yet met the person reading this SMS!

Moral: Even God can crack jokes!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Thought Of The Day SMS – Learn to smile at every situation SMS



Learn to smile at every situation
See it as an opportunity to
Prove your strength and ability

Friendship SMS - Good Friends are hard to choose SMS


Good Friends are hard to choose

They are even more hard to loose

In tmes of trouble don’t say

“Friend I have a Problem”
Instead say,

“Problem I have a Friend”


Monday, April 27, 2009

Shayari SMS - Koshish karo ke koi tumse na ruthe SMS


Koshish karo ke koi tumse na ruthe

Zindagi main apno ka sath na chutey

Rishta koi bhi ho use aise nibhao

Ke us rishte ki dor zindagi bhar na toote

Naughty SMS - Everything costs something SMS



Everything costs something & so does my message
From today, I have decided to charge for my messages
And the price is:
“Your Smile”
Hope you will pay…

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Thought Of The Day SMS - Adversity is the yardstick to measure one’s greatness SMS


Adversity is the yardstick to measure one’s greatness
Because only if you have been in the deepest valley
Can you ever know how magnificent it is
To be on the highest peak

Naughty SMS – Ladkiwale to Ladkewale SMS


Ladkiwale: Humko ladka pasand hai
Shadi kab karni hai?
Ladkewale: Abhi to ladka study kar raha hai.
Ladkiwale: Humarai ladki kon si bandariya hai jo kitab faad degi?

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Shayari n Miss You SMS- Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kabhi kabhi SMS


Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kabhi kabhi…

Zindagi lagti hai bejaan kabhi kabhi…

Samjh mein aaye to humein bhi batana…

Kyu karti hai ye yaadein pareshan kabhi kabhi…

Naughty SMS – Catch her by waist & Bring her to your bed SMS



Catch her by waist…
Bring her to your bed…
Put your hands on her body…
Then open her up…
And…
Sing…

“Yeh hai Youngistan meri jaan, drink Pepsi…”

Monday, April 6, 2009

PJ Of The Day SMS - Tere pyar mein diwane ho gaye SMS



Tere pyar mein diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye
Pukar le ek baar pyar se mere dost
….
….Ullu ki awaaz sune zamaane ho gaye…

Naughty SMS – Girl Friends are Injurious to wealth



Inspirational Dialog of the Day:
Smoking is injurious to health
And
Girl Friends are injurious to wealth…

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Good Morning SMS - Each moment of life is precious SMS


A butterfly loves only for 14 days

But it flies joyfully every day

And winning many hearts.

Each moment of life is precious

Keep Winning Hearts

Good Morning

Love SMS - When a boy gets rejected in love SMS



A boy proposed a girl

She rejected.

He was not sad.

Friends asked: Whyyou don't feel sad, don't you have feelings?

Boy: Why should I feel? I lost one who never loved me.

She lost one who really loved her...