PJ Of The Day SMS – Yeh Girlfriend kya hoti hai SMS

Beta: Mom, yeh girlfriend kya hoti hai?
Mom: Jab tum bade hoke ache ladke banoge to tumhe bhi ek milegi.
Beta: Agar acha ladka nahi bana to?
Mom: To phir bahut saari milengi.

Friendship SMS – Friendship knows no seasons SMS

Friendship knows no seasons, no time,
it has the sole intention
of bringing people together
to a time called “forever”...

Miss You n Shayari SMS - Gam ne hasne na diya SMS

Gam ne hasne na diya
Zamane ne rone na diya
Is uljhan ne chain se jeene na diya
Thak ke jab sitare se panah le aaye

To teri yaad ne sone na diya…

New Year SMS – When God opened the window of Heaven SMS

When God opened the window of Heaven
He saw me and asked “What’s you wish today?
I said: “Lord, take care of the cute one who is reading my SMS…”

Happy New Year

New Year SMS – Before the sun sets SMS

Before the sun sets on this year
Before the memories fade
And before the network gets jammed
Wish you a Very Happy and Bright New Year 2009

Naughty SMS – Nut Or Bolt SMS

A Mechanical Engineer’s wife delivered a baby.
She messaged her husband:
“Delivered your spare part”

Husband replied: “Is it a nut or bolt?”

Naughty SMS – Eyes are best friends SMS

Two eyes are best friends
Both will blink together
Move together
Cry together
N
Sleep together
But if they see a girl only one blinks

Moral: A girl can break any relation