PJ Of The Day SMS – Difference between love and arrange marriage SMS

What’s the difference

between love marriage and arranged marriage:

Hum khud ja kar kue mein gire

– O Love Marriage

Aur 500 log dhakka de to

– O Arranged Marriage

PJ Of The Day SMS – Aapko ek bar hichki aaye SMS

Aapko ek baar hichki aaye to samjhna
I am remembering you
Do baar aaye to samjhna
I want to meet you
Teen baar aaye to samjhna
I miss you
Agar chaar baar aye to…

Please pani pee lena wahem bhi ho sakta hai

PJ Of The Day SMS – Happy Singh Kulfi Wala SMS

Ek sardar bada sa bag leke bus mein ghusa
Aur zor se chillaya
“Khabardar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega”
“Happy Singh Kulfi Wala
Khud sab ke paas ayega”

PJ Of The Day SMS – Even God can crack jokes SMS

Someone said,

“I am the sweetest person in the world”

God laughed & said,

“Wait, you have not yet met the person reading this SMS!

Moral: Even God can crack jokes!

PJ Of The Day SMS - Tere pyar mein diwane ho gaye SMS

Tere pyar mein diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye
Pukar le ek baar pyar se mere dost
….
….Ullu ki awaaz sune zamaane ho gaye…

PJ Of The Day SMS – Aap ka chalna, khaana, dekhna SMS

Aap ka chalna
Aap ka khaana
Aap ka dekhna
Aap ka bolna

“Oh… Ho…. Aap ka har style…

Uff…. Kambaqt

Kuch to theek hota…

PJ Of The Day SMS – Husband to Wife Zindagi SMS

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho aur…
Wife: Aur kya?
Aur Kya?
Tell me aur kya???

Husband: Aur… laanat hai aise zindagi par…

PJ Of The Day SMS – Boy teasing Girl SMS

Boy: Suit acha pehna hai.
Girl: Thanks
Boy: Lipstick bahut achi lagai hai.
Girl: Thanks
Boy: Make up bhi acha kiya hai.
Girl: Thanks Bhaiya
Boy: Phir bhi sundar nahi lag rahi…

PJ Of The Day SMS - Santa ne Internet te kidu fasayi SMS

Santa ne Internet te kidu fasayi

Internet te hoyi sagayi

Internet te hi shaadi rachai

Internet te hi yaran da divorce ho gaya

Isi bahane Computer da course ho gaya…

PJ Of The Day SMS – Aquarium mein 2 fishes ter rahi hain SMS

Aquarium mein 2 fishes ter rahi hain
Ab batao un mein se male kon aur female kon?
???
??
???
Jo ter raha hai wo male

Jo ter rahi hai wo female

PJ Of The Day SMS - Bhoot SMS

Bhoot ka beta api ma se bola
Maa kitna darawana lagta hun
Maa boli beta jyada ghamand
achi baat nahi hoti
Abhi tumne message

padhne wale ko dekha hi kahan hai

PJ Of The Day SMS – Santa listening Radio SMS

Ek Sardar ka radio kharab ho gaya

Khol ke dekha to andar chuha mara hua tha

Dekh ke sardar bola:

Aee lo… Chalega kaise…

Singer to mar gaya…

PJ Of The Day SMS - Chala ja message tu banke gulab SMS

Chala ja message tu banke gulab,

Hogi sacchi dosti to aayega jawaab,

Na aaye jawaab to mat hona udas,

Samjh lena bartan maanjh rahe honge janaab…

PJ Of The Day SMS - Chooha proposing sherni SMS

Once chooha propose to sherni
And say: “ I Love You”
Sherni: Tumhe mujhse dar nahi lagta?
Chooha: “Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai yaara mein kya karu???

PJ Of The Day SMS - It’s really hard to wait for the right girl in life SMS

It’s really hard to wait for the right girl in life…
Especially, Wrong ones are so hot and beautiful…

PJ Of The Day SMS – James Bond and Pagal Kutta SMS

Once James Bond met a dog in a jungle and said
I am a Bond!

James Bond

And

The doctor bites him

And

replies

I am Kutta

Again bites him and says

Pagal Kutta!!!

PJ Of The Day SMS – Exams kisne banaye SMS

Aero plane – Wright Brothers
Cycle – Mac Milan
Telephone – Graham Bell
Telescope – Galileo
Exams - ????????

Dhundo re…

Pakad ke maarenge…

PJ Of The Day SMS - You think of me and I think of you SMS

You think of me and I think of you…
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what does it means?
It means:Dono ko koi kaam dhandha nahi hai…

PJ Of The Day SMS – What is 143 SMS

What is 143?
I love you…
No
I hate you…
No
I miss you…
No
I wish you…
No
143 means:
One Hundred and Forty Three

Bas pyar mohabbat ki baatein karwalo…

PJ Of The Day SMS – Marketing Lesson SMS

Marketing lesson:
You propose a girl
That is direct marketing…
You propose a girl on telephone
That is telemarketing…
Girl slaps you after proposal

That is customer feedback…