Naughty SMS - Everything costs something SMS

Everything costs something & so does my message
From today, I have decided to charge for my messages
And the price is:
“Your Smile”
Hope you will pay…

Naughty SMS – Ladkiwale to Ladkewale SMS

Ladkiwale: Humko ladka pasand hai
Shadi kab karni hai?
Ladkewale: Abhi to ladka study kar raha hai.
Ladkiwale: Humarai ladki kon si bandariya hai jo kitab faad degi?

Naughty SMS – Catch her by waist & Bring her to your bed SMS

Catch her by waist…
Bring her to your bed…
Put your hands on her body…
Then open her up…
And…
Sing…

“Yeh hai Youngistan meri jaan, drink Pepsi…”

Naughty SMS – Girl Friends are Injurious to wealth

Inspirational Dialog of the Day:
Smoking is injurious to health
And
Girl Friends are injurious to wealth…

Naughty SMS – Saas Bahu SMS

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko

Usse baith kar samjhaungi

Tumhari kartut

Bahu: Koi faida nahi

Saas: Kyu?

Bahu: Kyu ke tum baith k samjhaogi

Aur main let kar…

Naughty SMS – God to Devil SMS

God: I can’t be everywhere so I created MOTHER!
Devil: I too can’t be everywhere so I created GirlFriends!
God: Don’t worry I have created BOYS

to convert them in to MOTHERS!

Friendship n Naughty SMS - Sache friend ki 3 nishaniyan SMS

Sache friend ki 3 nishaniyan:
1: Nawabjade kabhi phone nahi karte

2: Zaleel hans hans ke SMS padhte hain.

3: Jitni beizati ho jaye besharam SMS pura padhte hain

Naughty SMS - Krishan ke kadmo pe kadam badhaye chalo SMS

Krishan ke kadmo pe kadam badhaye chalo

Ab murli nahi to siti bajaye chalo

Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi

Magar gopiyan to pataye chalo

Naughty SMS – 1 SMS ke badle 100 call kar du SMS

In ankhon se sapne churaya na karo
Humare pyar ko tum ajmaya na karo
Tumhare 1 SMS ke badle mein 100 call kar du

Bas tum phone uthaya na karo…

Naughty SMS – Apni Naak saaf rakhna SMS

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhna
Mushkil samay mein bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna
Humari yaado ki khushbu jarur ayegi
tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna

Naughty SMS - Sardar ji ka bura din SMS

Sardar ji ka bura din:
Darwaja khola kundi haath mein
Nal khola tooty haath mein
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein

Ab dar rahe hain ki su su karein ki nahi…

Naughty SMS - Choti si Love Story in a restaurant SMS

Choti si Love Story in a restaurant
Boy: I love you
Girl: I don’t
Boy: Think again…
Girl: No, I don’t
Boy: Waiter bring separate bills
Girl: Ok, I love you

Naughty SMS – Girl to Pandit SMS

Girl to Pandit: Can I kiss a man?
Pandit: Ram – Ram – Ram
Girl: Can I kiss a boy?
Pandit: Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Girl: Can I kiss you?
Pandit: Karo Shri Ganesh

Naughty SMS - Why does the pleasure of sex diminishes after marriage SMS

Ques: Why does the pleasure of sex
Diminishes after marriage?
Ans: Because, the realization hits you

That you are in bed with a relative

Naughty SMS - Love me or hate me SMS

Love me or hate me
Both are advantages
If you love me I will be in your heart
And
If you hate me I will be in your mind
So choice is yours
Where do you want to keep me?

Naughty SMS - Log kehte hai ke SMS itna mat karo SMS

Log kehte hai ke SMS itna mat karo
ki SMS ka bhoot sawar ho jaye
Hum kehte hai SMS itna karo

ki padhne wala sharm se

SMS karne ko tayar ho jai

Naughty SMS - Aapko miss karna roj ki baat hai SMS

Aapko miss karna roj ki baat hai
Yaa karna aadat ki baat hai
Aapse dur rehna kismat ki baat hai
but
aapko jhelna bade himmat ki baat hai

Naughty SMS - Mera friend bhi languor hai SMS

Chand ko gurur hai
Ki uske paas noor hai
To kua?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Ki mera friend bhi langur hai…

Naughty SMS – Signboard outside a Pathology Clinic SMS

Signboard outside a Pathology Clinic:
For you it may be your urine and stool

But for us it is our bread and butter

Naughty SMS – A man was touching a lady SMS

A man was touching a lady in crowded bus…

Lady turns and says: Bhai Sahab aap acha nahi kar rahe hain…

Man replies: Sorry par itni bheed mein isse acha nahi hoga…