Someone said,
“I am the sweetest person in the world”
God laughed & said,
“Wait, you have not yet met the person reading this SMS!
Moral: Even God can crack jokes!
Good Friends are hard to choose
They are even more hard to loose
In tmes of trouble don’t say
“Friend I have a Problem”
Instead say,
“Problem I have a Friend”
Koshish karo ke koi tumse na ruthe
Zindagi main apno ka sath na chutey
Rishta koi bhi ho use aise nibhao
Ke us rishte ki dor zindagi bhar na toote
Ladkiwale: Humko ladka pasand hai
Shadi kab karni hai?
Ladkewale: Abhi to ladka study kar raha hai.
Ladkiwale: Humarai ladki kon si bandariya hai jo kitab faad degi?
Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kabhi kabhi…
Zindagi lagti hai bejaan kabhi kabhi…
Samjh mein aaye to humein bhi batana…
Kyu karti hai ye yaadein pareshan kabhi kabhi…
A boy proposed a girl
She rejected.
He was not sad.
Friends asked: Whyyou don't feel sad, don't you have feelings?
Boy: Why should I feel? I lost one who never loved me.
She lost one who really loved her...
