New Year SMS – Naya saal aaya banke ujala SMS

Naya saal aaya banke ujala
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka taala
Hamesha aap per rahe mehrbaan uparwala
Yahin dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala

Happy New Year

New Year SMS – No Sweet Thoughts to Forward SMS

No Sweet Thoughts to Forward…
No Cute Graphics to Send…
Just A Caring Heart saying…

Happy New Year

New Year SMS – Sometimes, I forget to say hi SMS

Sometimes, I forget to say hi
Sometimes, I miss to reply
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget you
Just giving you time to miss me.
Wanted to tell you this as 2008 goes by

Happy New Year

New Year SMS – Remember life’s short SMS

Remember life’s short
Forgive quickly
Love truly
Laugh uncontrollably
And
Never regret things that made you smile

Wish You A Very Prosperous and Happy New Year

New Year SMS – Have a Great Year Ahead SMS

Fresh Air
Fresh Idea
Fresh Talent
Fresh Energy
I wish you a sweetest Sunday
Marvelous Monday
Tasty Tuesday
Wonderful Wednesday
Thankful Thursday
Friendly Friday
Successful Saturday
Have a Great Year Ahead

Happy New Year

New Year SMS – No tear No fear 2 din baad hai New Year SMS

No tear
No fear
Khao Lays
Aur
Piyo Beer
Kyunki 1din baad hai

Happy New Year

New Year SMS – Happy New Year kehne ke liye New Year SMS

Sher chupkar shikar nahi karte
Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte
Aur hum wo hai to Happy New Year kehne ke liye
New Year ka intezar nahi karte
Happy New Year

PJ Of The Day SMS – Marketing Lesson SMS

Marketing lesson:
You propose a girl
That is direct marketing…
You propose a girl on telephone
That is telemarketing…
Girl slaps you after proposal

That is customer feedback…

Friendship n Love SMS - Dil wich tussi ehmaan ban gaye SMS

Dil wich tussi ehmaan ban gaye…

Gallan ki kariya ke sara jahan ban gaye…

Paas rehkar log saade banne sake...

Te tussi dur rehkar vi saadi jaan ban gaye…

Naughty SMS - Kiss me once more warning SMS

After a deep and passionate kiss girl said:
Kiss me once more and I will be yours forever

Guy says: Thanks for the warning

Thought Of The Day SMS - Live with no excuses SMS

Live with no excuses
Love with no regrets
When life gives you hundred reasons to cry
Show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile…

Miss You SMS - Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge SMS

Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge…
Jab tum mujhse khafa ho jaoge…
Jab tum mujhe bhul jaoge…
……
….
..
Tab beta gaal pe aisa thapad padega ke sab yaad aa jayega…

PJ Of The Day SMS – Husband humara aisa ho SMS

Poem loved by all girls –
Husband humara aisa ho…
Wallet me jiske paisa ho…
Lambi jiski height ho…
Gusse ka wo light ho…
Jab saas se meri fight ho…

Kahe tum hi right ho…

Shayari n Love SMS - Log mohabbat ko khuda ka naam SMS

Log mohabbat ko khuda ka naam dete hain
Agar koi karta hai yo ilzam dete hain
Kehte hai ki pathar dil roya nahi karte
To pahado se jharne kyu baha karte hain…

Naughty SMS – What is wrong with a mistress SMS

What is wrong with a mistress?
Wife is a mistress too
For her husband
1 hour of miss
and 23 hours of stress

Friendship SMS – Friendship is like the relation between the hand and the eyes SMS

Friendship is like the relation
Between the hand and the eyes,
It’s like when the hand gets hurt,
The eyes cry and when the eyes cry,

The hand wipes its tears…

Christmas SMS – Christmas is a special time of year SMS

Christmas is a special time of year to remember
Those who are close to our hearts!
May your days be bright,
And your heart be light
Merry Christmas

Good Night SMS - If a candle can’t burn without light SMS

If a candle can’t burn without light
If the moon can’t smile without night
How can I sleep without wishing you

Good Night

Good Morning SMS – ISO 9000-2008 Certified dealer SMS

A very original good morning wish only for you
Beware of cheap duplicates
I am the only recognized
ISO 9000-2008 Certified dealer in

Good Morning wishes

Thought Of The Day SMS - If you want success in life SMS

If you want success in life
Be sweet like honey
Be regular like clock
Fresh like flower
Soft like tissue
Strong like rock
Sure like death
Smart like me

Naughty SMS – Kya kar rahe ho SMS

Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitna?
Thoda ya bahut?
Agar those busy ho to phone kyu nahi karte?
Aur
Agar bahut busy ho to SMS kyu padh rahe ho?

Good Night SMS - On this cool cool night SMS

On this cool cool night
In your cute cute room
From your small small window
Look at the bright bright moon
Wishing you sweet sweet wishes

Good Night

Good Morning SMS – Go to Hell SMS

Go to hell!
Yes, you…
….
….
Am saying you only
Go to hell!
….
….
Because, it’s you who can change
hell to heaven by your smile!
Good Morning

Thought Of The Day SMS – In Life Relationship SMS

In life
You don’t need many relationships
You just need to see that

the relationship you have“Has life in it”

Christmas SMS – Joy resounds in the hearts SMS

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas.
Wishing you the peace, joy and love of the season…
Merry Christmas

Good Morning SMS – Deaf Lady SMS

Ques : In what way can letter “A” help a deaf lady?
Ans : It can make her hear… Good Morning…

Naughty SMS – Imagine world without girls SMS

Imagine world without girls…
Galiyan sunsan
College virran
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insane
Na jaanu
Na jaanHar taraf bas Karan Johar’s Dostana and Jai Hanuman!

Good Night SMS – Khamosh raat ke pehlu mein sitarey nahi hote SMS

Khamosh raat ke pehlu mein sitarey nahi hote
In aankhon mein rangeen nazaare nahi hote
Hum bhi parwah nahi karte

Agar aap itne pyare nahi hote…

Good Night

Good Morning SMS - Jo safar ikhtiyar karte hain SMS

Jo safar ikhtiyar karte hain
Wahi manjilo ko paar karte hain
Bas ek bar chalne ka hausla to rakhiye
Aise musafiro ka to raste bhi intzar karte hain
Good Morning

Naughty SMS – Behind every successful student SMS

Behind every successful student
There is one girl friend
But
What about a failed student?
…
A beautiful teacher

PJ Of The Day SMS – Height of Bravery SMS

Height of Bravery –
Entering Late in The Class
without Permission
and saying to Ma’am:
Hey Sweety carry on, don’t stop for me…

Love n Friendship SMS – Love and Friendship Law SMS

Love has one law –
Make the person happy whom you love
In the same way friendship has one law –
Never make your friend feel alone until you are alive

Shayari SMS - Humne jinhe chahe dewano ki tarah SMS

Humne jinhe chahe dewano ki tarah,

Wo humse door rahe khayalon ki tarah,

Hum bhi ho jaate unke magar,

Unhone chaha hi nahin chahne walon ki tarah

Naughty SMS – Hottest Kiss SMS

People say:
A kind kiss is on forehead
A sweet kiss is on cheeks
A passionate kiss is on lips
A romantic kiss is on neck
But seriously
The hottest kiss is on the

HOT IRON

Try it!

Miss You SMS – You are as unique as salt SMS

You are as unique as salt
Your little presence may not be felt
But your absence makes a huge difference
Miss You

Thought Of The Day SMS – Why does iron cry when hit by a hammer SMS

Why does iron cry
when hit by a hammer made of iron
But gold doesn’t
when hit by the same iron?
Because, it hurts whenwe are hurt by the one who is our own…

PJ Of The Day SMS – Yeh Girlfriend kya hoti hai SMS

Beta: Mom, yeh girlfriend kya hoti hai?
Mom: Jab tum bade hoke ache ladke banoge to tumhe bhi ek milegi.
Beta: Agar acha ladka nahi bana to?
Mom: To phir bahut saari milengi.

Friendship SMS – Friendship knows no seasons SMS

Friendship knows no seasons, no time,
it has the sole intention
of bringing people together
to a time called “forever”...

Miss You n Shayari SMS - Gam ne hasne na diya SMS

Gam ne hasne na diya
Zamane ne rone na diya
Is uljhan ne chain se jeene na diya
Thak ke jab sitare se panah le aaye

To teri yaad ne sone na diya…

New Year SMS – When God opened the window of Heaven SMS

When God opened the window of Heaven
He saw me and asked “What’s you wish today?
I said: “Lord, take care of the cute one who is reading my SMS…”

Happy New Year

New Year SMS – Before the sun sets SMS

Before the sun sets on this year
Before the memories fade
And before the network gets jammed
Wish you a Very Happy and Bright New Year 2009

Naughty SMS – Nut Or Bolt SMS

A Mechanical Engineer’s wife delivered a baby.
She messaged her husband:
“Delivered your spare part”

Husband replied: “Is it a nut or bolt?”

Naughty SMS – Eyes are best friends SMS

Two eyes are best friends
Both will blink together
Move together
Cry together
N
Sleep together
But if they see a girl only one blinks

Moral: A girl can break any relation

New Year SMS – A Bad News SMS

Hi Dear,

How are you?

I want to tell you a very bad news…
Don’t get tensed reading it…
Anyways, I am going to leave this world in 1 day…
---- Yours Lovingly 2008

Happy New Year 2009

New Year SMS – Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfam bhejha SMS

Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfam bhejha hai
Sitaro ne gagan se salam bhejha hai
Mubarak ho aapko yeh naya saal
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigaam bhejha hai…

Happy New Year

Friendship SMS – Dosti mein ajmaaish hoti hai SMS

Dosti mein ajmaaish hoti hai…
Dil mein milne ki khwaish hoti hai…
Aapko hum yaad nahi karenge har pal…
Kyunki yaad unhe karte hai
jinhe bhul jane ki gunjaish hoti hai…

Miss You - Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhe yaad karoge SMS

Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhe yaad karoge
Mehfil mein nahi to tanhayee mein fariyaad karoge
Hum sa na mila na kabhi milega koi.
Aur tab apni kismat pe naaz karoge…

Thought Of The Day SMS – In Tough times SMS

In tough times you will always find
Two hands eagerly waiting to help you…
And those two hands will be
At the end of your own arms….
Believe in yourself always…

Love n Shayari SMS – Yeh chand bhi dekho SMS

Yeh chand bhi dekho
Kya ajib sitam dhata hai
Gor farmayein
Yeh chand bhi dekho
kya ajib sitam dhata hai
Bachpan mein yeh mama
Aur
Jawani mein sanam nazar aata hai

PJ Of The Day SMS – Laloo to Mayawati SMS

Mayawati came to Laloo’s house with a goat…
Laloo: Bhainswa ko kyu lai ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai…
Laloo:Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hun…